drellaw said: Hi, are you taking commissions?
Yes! Whach’ya need, Lou Reed?
Ty: look at this shit [url]
Rickard: ugh, it's terrible!
Ty: 5000 notes though
Ty: I guess we're wrong!
Rickard: aaah, I also wanna kill myself
Rickard: but I don't own a gun!
Ty: not even a pretend one?
Rickard: I never picked one up
Ty: how about a bottle of sleeping pills or something, got those?
Rickard: not pretend ones
Ty: well that stuff WAS pretty terrible
Rickard: extreme measures then!
Ty: nice knowing you
Rickard: haha, how worried are you I'll actually down a bottle of pills right now?
Ty: only slightly.
Ty: I was taking a brain test on an app last night, just like for fun
Rickard: hurry to tell your presumably lame story about how smart you are so I can say my thing
Ty: Apparently I score high on "brain processing speed" (no other areas though).
Rickard: So what does that say about MY processing speed, jumping to that realization before you could even verbalize it yourself
Rickard: moral of the story; no matter how smart you are, I'm smarterer
Ty: I was answering a phone call in between...
Rickard: moral of the story; I'll always find a way to be smug
Ty: That's the moral of every story with you
Rickard: my morning haze just lifted
Rickard: and I just remembered
Rickard: did you call me a good friend out of the blue this morning?
Ty: I did
Rickard: what were you, drunk again?
Ty: ah come on, I don't drink that much
Ty: I was trying to have a human moment with you
Rickard: so no excuse, you're just like, super gay
Ty: no, just a poor judge of character
I made a video to make sure you’d all remember I’m going to be at PAX East! Watch and enjoy! Or.. WILL you?
Yo, Ty Halley and I are getting to the heart of important issues over here
Ty: I don't know why I bother arguing with people
Ty: It never ends in my happiness
Rickard: I never argue
Rickard: If a person isn't smart enough to assume I'm always right I can't be bothered with them
Ty: wait... that's not true! You argue all the time!
Rickard: So I found this new anime
Rickard: I think Ty would've liked it
Rickard: if only he wasn't DEAD TO ME!
Ty: yeah. I really liked turning that phrase. but you're right, it just muddled the structure, had to kill that baby
Rickard: good boy
Rickard: I'm all about killing babies
Ty: You're way better about killing babies than me
Ty: I should take a page outta your baby killing book
Rickard: the trick is to shake them really hard
Ty: ever feel like you're on the same page as someone
Ty: and then think
Ty: you might not be?
Ty: i'm talking about
Ty: we'll say it at the same time..
Rickard: baby MURDER
Ty: LITERAL babies
Ty: OKAY! phew
fenrirlives said: Have you used any of your Ty and Rickard conversations in twogag? Can you please do that at some point? It would be balls off the wall hilarious
Ty: So NBC had some live Sound of Music production
Ty: It just makes me realize how much better you can do this story when you have the luxury of any setting and multiple takes
Ty: You know what? That movie was good
Me: I have work at 7am but am wired and here you are talking about Sound of Music
Ty: I mean, don't you agree?
Ty: Okay I'll let you sleep, but Sound of Music was a good movie
Ty: Dream of it